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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Cody » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:09 pm

DS's Seedy Space Bar is proud to present:

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Okti » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:54 pm

Hi all,

Just to remind you, show will start soon :D
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Cody » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:52 pm

Commander Cody's playlists are here.
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by DaddyHoggy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:00 pm

I had a splendid evening - even though I didn't make it for the whole set.

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My beak has gone numb though - not quite sure what was in that concoction PG served me up at the end.
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Post by CaptSolo » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:30 am

Commander Cody deserves a round of thanks but watch out for the slug treats. :-)

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by DaddyHoggy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:59 am

Slugs are OK - ready salted of course...
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Staer9 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:26 am

DaddyHoggy wrote:Slugs are OK - ready salted of course...
Or deep fried :twisted:
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by DaddyHoggy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:46 am

I've tried them chocolate coated - but they're not as good as chocolate coated ants.
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Cody » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:55 am

I don't know about the chocolate-coated ants, but the Reerquian edible moth scratchings are delicious.
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by DaddyHoggy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:35 am

El Viejo wrote:I don't know about the chocolate-coated ants, but the Reerquian edible moth scratchings are delicious.
Ah yes:

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Cody » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:07 pm

Nice one, el cuervo... very good.
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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by PhantorGorth » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:18 pm

DS's Seedy Space Bar in association with Radio Sombrero would like to present:

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For when you need to chill!
Chat and relax with other commanders in the [url=irc://irc.oftc.net/oolite]DS's Seedy Space Bar[/url]. The Coolest Bar in the Eight.

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by PhantorGorth » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:52 pm

Reminder:

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Gravity Waves will be on tomorrow (23rd) (or 24th depending on where you are) at 8pm British Summer Time (GMT+1) in the #oolite IRC channel on the OFTC network.

As usual Onriran Yak Vodka is on a 2 for 1 deal during the show.

All other drinks on an amazing buy one get one full price offer.

See you there!

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by SandJ » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:01 pm

PhantorGorth wrote:Gravity Waves will be on NOW (23rd) (or 24th depending on where you are) at 8pm British Summer Time (GMT+1) in the #oolite IRC channel on the OFTC network.
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Commander Jameson docks at a Seedy Space Bar, went to the bar and orders a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one tenth of a credit."
"One tenth of a credit?" Commander Jameson exclaimed. "How much for a nice juicy shrew steak and a bottle of lethal brandy?"
"One tenth of credit," the barman replied.
"One tenth of credit?" exclaimed Commander Jameson. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife."
Commander Jameson asked "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

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Commander Jameson docks at a Seedy Space Bar and says to the barman, "Stella please mate."
The barman says "Are you 18?"
"No" says Commander Jameson.
"I can't serve you then" says the barman.
As Command Jameson walks out me mutters to himself "This is the fourth space bar I've tried - what does a 22 year old have to do to get a pint in this galaxy?"

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Command Jameson docks a Seedy Space bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

1. CHEESE-BURGER: 1 Credit
2. CHICKEN SANDWICH : 2 Credits
3. HAND-JOB: 10 Credits

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive serving women

"I was wondering" whispers Command Jameson, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Command Jameson replies, "Well wash your hands, love. I want a cheeseburger."

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Commander Jameson was just about to dock at a Seedy Space Bar, when he sees a sign that says "guide dogs only".

As he turns away, he thinks "Bet it's quiet in there."

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Commander Jameson docks in a Seedy Space Bar and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker.
Commander Jameson says, "Blimey, he must be a clever dog!"
The barman replies, "Nah, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."

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Re: The Oolite chatroom

Post by Okti » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Good one :lol:
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