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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:56 pm 
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The Botox Camels would make a pretty good punk act.
Damn it, that nearly cost me a cup of tea - over a brand new keyboard too!

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:27 am 
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:50 pm
And The Botox Camels would make a pretty good punk act.
oh please , someone make this happen . lol

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If you think you had a bad day, at the start of the week Mark Zuckerberg's net worth could have maintained the average American's lifestyle for 1.2 million years, but now it's only 1.1 million years, so actually it's like he DIED 1300 TIMES.

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 Post subject: Re: Quote of the week!
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Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:48 pm
Mark Zuckerberg's(...) so actually it's like he DIED 1300 TIMES.
This reminds me of a joke heard at about the time of Spinal Tap - indeed, it may have been part of a Spinal Tap spoof, which is an interesting recursion in itself.

Interviewer : Why don't you use a drum machine since you keep on killing drummers?
Lead Singer : Well, it's like. With a drum machine, you punch the rhythm you want into the machine, and it does it. But with a real drummer, you have to punch it in time and time again and he keeps on getting it wrong, so you punch it back into him again. Much better.

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