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Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:43 pm
by Cody
Tasty Lobster but why is it winking at me?
The Witchspace Lobster will have its revenge!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:01 pm
by RockDoctor
Cody wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:43 pm
Tasty Lobster but why is it winking at me?
The Witchspace Lobster will have its revenge!
It may well have it's revenge, but it'll be cursed to vicious civil war.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:31 pm
by Disembodied
Local Pastors Attempt to Ban Books from Banned Books Display at Maine Public Library

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:26 pm
by Cody
<chuckles>

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:05 pm
by Disembodied
Meghan closes a car door
(Actual headline on the actual BBC.)

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:53 pm
by Cody
It's all part of the royals' new image - they're just ordinary people, you know! <spits> Next week, Kate will open a window!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:03 pm
by Disembodied
Cody wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:53 pm
Next week, Kate will open a window!
<monocle flies out, lands in tea>I say, steady on, old boy!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:34 pm
by Disembodied
Blockchain!
A solution to providing frictionless trade across the Irish border after Britain leaves the European Union might* be found using technology such as** Blockchain, Chancellor of the Exchequer Phillip Hammond said on Monday


* or might not
** other magic internet pixies are available

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:46 am
by Disembodied
A few years ago, Kanye visiting Donald Trump in the Oval Office to show him designs of a hydrogen powered plane would have been a suggestion shouted out at an improv night. So maybe we should keep an open mind about how much worse things can get in the next few years.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:08 pm
by Smivs
The National Cyber Security Centre has demonstrated how an interactive doll could be compromised and used to unlock a wifi-connected front door.
The World really has gone completely bonkers!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:10 am
by Cody
The World really has gone completely bonkers!
Yep - batshit bonkers! And I've a hunch it'll get worse before it gets better - if it ever gets better, that is!

A fossil collector had to be rescued after becoming trapped up to his waist in mud following a landslide.
Isn't that how one becomes a fossil?

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:42 pm
by RockDoctor
Cody wrote:
Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:10 am
A fossil collector had to be rescued after becoming trapped up to his waist in mud following a landslide.
Isn't that how one becomes a fossil?
Well, yes. To a degree. But on the other hand, since you're actively looking for rapidly-eroding rocks, then slopes and mud are pretty much part of the recipe. I've gone knee-deep in slithering mud too while fossil-hunting. Working commercial quarries (with permission, at the weekend) for specimens, I've also got caught in unexpectedly deep muddy pools in the working floor, and lost my welly-boot to the clinging mud in the bottom of the pool. Can get very messy - or "an opportunity to study dewatering escape processes and structures", if there is a sedimentologist in the group too.
Mud volcanoes are fun too. Sometimes there you can simultaneously get stuck in the mud and broiled to death. Sort of like those days when you're up to your knees in the sewage reprocessing plant fixing the blockage when some Ferdy comes along and turns up the heating with a military laser over your unpaid bar tab.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:09 pm
by Smivs
“So here we are, blind as moles, engaged in ugly, unappealing struggles of identity politics, nationhood and other such fatuous, outmoded notions, while the planet on which we depend for life is gasping for air and a technological tsunami threatens to engulf us and redefine us without our consent. It’s not dangerous ideas, it’s dangerous realities that should concern us.”
Stephen Fry

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:50 pm
by Disembodied
“I hadn’t quite understood the full extent of this,” Raab admitted, “but if you look at the UK and look at how we trade in goods, we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing.”
Dominic Raab, British Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, speaking last night - 7 November 2018 - and letting us know that he has now grasped that many things come to the UK on ships (e.g. 48% of our food), what with us being an island and all. And a great many of those things arrive on the bit that's closest to our largest trading partners.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:15 pm
by Cody
<sobs>