The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

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The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Mad Dan Eccles » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:22 pm

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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Smivs » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:58 pm

Looks like a Human larva. :D
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Mad Dan Eccles » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:01 pm

I certainly hope it's human. I'll be having words with my wife otherwise!!
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Cody » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:02 pm

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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Smivs » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:05 pm

Many congrats, of course.
What are the specs? Gender, weight etc.
Looks very placcid, so hopefully not too many sleepless nights.
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Gimi » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:18 pm

Congratulations.
Decided on a Commander name yet? :D
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Mad Dan Eccles » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:28 pm

Thanks gents.

Essential statistics follow:

Human, male infant.
Length 0.53 m
Weight 0.00344 standard metric tonnes
Designated commander identifier "Joshua"
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Diziet Sma » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:00 pm

He's got the steely-eyed, long-distance stare down pat already.. :lol:

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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Cpt » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:06 pm

WTG Right on Commanders!

I wonder how long it will take him to move from Harmless to just Mostly Harmless?
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Gimi » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:12 pm

Cpt wrote:WTG Right on Commanders!

I wonder how long it will take him to move from Harmless to just Mostly Harmless?
Based upon my own experience we are talking about days, possibly hours, or even just minutes.
The worst part is that these guys tend to jump over "poor" to "competent" and go straight to "Dangerous" fairly quickly. :D
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Norby » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:09 pm

Congrats! You can start save money to his first ship. ;)
Smivs wrote:What are the specs?
Is it the first request to make a humandata.plist file? :)

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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Smivs » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:25 pm

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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Mad Dan Eccles » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:30 pm

:D nicely done
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Norby » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:09 pm

Commander Joshua! The most important OXP what you must install first:
[wiki]JellyBaby_Dispenser[/wiki] ;)
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Re: The newest Commander in the Eight Galaxies

Post by Cpt » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:52 pm

I'll order a pint of Smiv's finest disgusting bland tasteless pap to celebrate!
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